This lightning is unreal.
It’s like there’s a rave going on in my room…the dubstep helps a lot.
Reblog if you have a breathtaking penis.
They’re fucking gross, man. Look, I love beautiful girls too. I think everyone...– Amy Poehler on American Apparel (via mollylambert) (via cocoku)
I need to find out what times Magic Mike lets out...
optimisticallychallenged: sethadamleezy: lulz Hahahahahahha…me too. lmao
What is drugs?
I had a pretty strange dream last night. I was a 13 year old boy scientist who turned the trunk of his parents’ car into a cloning machine. On the day of first test run, all my friends were there along with adults from down the street. It was stormy out because apparently I needed lightning to power the machine. One of the adults said I couldn’t do it and I was too young to...
kingjaffejoffer: damonogs: he’s trying so hard not to laugh. That white dude’s face »»
reblog if you don't have a bra on
I want some...
missshama: “really greasy, really bad for you, but tastes so good, hits the spot” chinese food. dammit. It’ll hit the spot for about half an hour…then it’ll need to be hit again :-/
What if roaches didn’t evolve into smaller insects and stayed the same size as small dogs? ladies, do you know how much more sex we’d (men) get?