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Jul 31st

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Hey, this what i wanna do..

Take off dat polka dot bikini giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrl….

Jul 31st

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August Burns Red.

danjames: that is all.

Jul 31st

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains...

thisisasinkingship: But then Chris Brown got a little bit carried away

Jul 31st

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Jul 31st

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People that don't know the difference between...

imapervert: Sure, there are more important things I could be worried about. But I cannot shake the feeling of wanting to kick you in your face

Jul 31st

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“The Island” - Pendulum (Madeon...

Jul 30th

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One way of helping to keep your Taurus happy:

ALWAYS have a well-stocked refrigerator and keep plenty of food in the pantry. (I just spent $80 on groceries and i feel sooo much better.)

Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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when you're at school and you have to walk by the...

peaceloveandplugs: The GIF ^^^

Jul 30th

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Morning sex is awesome.

I just had it. couldn’t stand to let that wood go to waste.

Jul 30th

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Jul 30th

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Ghetto girls on the phone in public

undefinedbri: More LOLs here.

Jul 30th

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geeksfuckharder started following you

(LOL trying not to judge your blog name……………………..) THAAAAANKS!! :)

Jul 29th

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2 successful job interviews and 100+ degrees with...

Annnnnnd my day is DONE! Gotdamn…i wish it was lazy naked sunday already.

Jul 29th

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Ask yourself right now:

thespartanwarrior: “How bad do I want it?” Well, what are you going to do about it?

Jul 29th

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Jul 28th

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Rich people food:

Poor people food: Feels so good to be poor :D The poor people’s plate is fuller than most of their wallets, though……… ?????

Jul 28th

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What do you call a woman with no arms?

destroy-shesaid: bazookamonster: I don’t know either but she still better know how to make a damn good sandwich. i’ve been looking at this for a while i don’t get it how is it dirty LOL….idk. I guess it’s not so much dirty than it is messed up? Pardon me while i go re-evaluate my life’s decisions.

Jul 28th

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One day...i'd like to name one of my kids...

Jul 28th

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What do you call a woman with no arms?

I don’t know either but she still better know how to make a damn good sandwich.

Jul 28th

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Glad i got a chance to watch the intro to that...

I gotta cop that shit soon. Now i’ve got some decent validation as to why i prefer to check “2 or more races” or “Other” for the Ethnic Background section of forms. If only i was able to watch that as a kid, though. ahhh, well…

Jul 28th

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