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Jun 30th

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protestthehero: rattatatcat: DUNDUNDUNDUNNN DUNDA DADADA UDND NDADAAAAA ENEMIES OF KHANANTE STRUNG ON HOOKS LIKE PIGS TO SLAUGHTERR HEADS WILL ROLL, HEADS WILL ROLL, THROATS WILL BE SLIT BLOOD WILL FLOW LIKE SPRINGS OF WATER HEADS WIL ROLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TO THE RIVER RED (ACROSS THE OCHRE STEPPE) A THOUSAND FATHERS KILLED A THOUSAND VIRGIN DAUGHTERS SPREAD WITH SWORDS STILL WET,...

Jun 30th

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Jun 29th

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Jun 29th

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Jun 29th

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So, i've taken up a course of abstinence to...

I’m on Day 2. I heard that it can be beneficial for the body and on the 7th day, a surge of testosterone explodes throughout the body. since i’m trying to pack on 45lbs, i figured that i’ve got everything to gain and nothing to lose. But SEVEN DAYS??? lord, help me…

Jun 28th

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Jun 25th

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Anybody else notice the dubstep being played in...

LOL just wondering.

Jun 25th

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“Trying to get everyone to like you is a sign of mediocrity.”

– Colin Powell (via thespartanwarrior)

Jun 25th

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Jun 25th

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When you reblog a post, and one of your followers...

imajusdomewhenitfeelright: Ldopemovement23: “So mine wasn’t cool enough?” Lmaoo so true

Jun 25th

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Jun 24th

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Jun 24th

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reblog if you dont have a bra on

Jun 24th

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I wish someone would text me

:-/

Jun 24th

If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.

followyourheartforever: dopemovement23: OMGGGGG. LOOK AT THE NOTES! WOOP LETS TRY GETTING 1 MILLION The notes. forever r If you dont reblog: if we’ll get this to a million? SO MANY NOTES!!!! Just kidding…I really do… 3 Million HERE WE COME !

Jun 24th

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Jun 23rd

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I should be reading……….but my dash is way more entertaining right now.

Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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That girl in the video

Has “slutoftumblr” on her blog page. and sounds like she’s pretty proud of it too. WOW. I ain’t mad at her……..just laughing really really hard.

Jun 23rd

Watch

dr-henrykillinger: theblack: son….how are you not even…nvm

Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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Jun 23rd

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Is strength training harmful?

thespartanwarrior: Yes. With additional strength and muscle mass, you will become irresistible to the opposite sex, which will raise your risk of STDs, and cause you to lose sleep and productivity, due to the numerous additional opportunities for casual sexual activity. You may also lose friends, who enjoyed having the “fat guy” or the “scrawny dork” around to make them look better by...

Jun 23rd

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