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When i sext her real good when she's in class and...

Then she sends me one of these “…” I’m like

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When dumb bitches ask me "OMG r thos ur reel...

Then i realize that they’re the type of chicks who can’t tell a cottonball from a tampon.

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tomorrow is April Fool's Day

ohvintagedreams: BELIEVE. NOTHING. TRUST. NO ONE. Welp…

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Kinda getting hooked to The Hard Times of RJ...

The drama surrounding the life of an average highschool nerd born with a huge dick…makes for good TV, i guess. But, let’s be honest, Tara Reid could’ve thought of that plot. matter of fact…she probably did.

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I FLAUNT DAT SHIT.

missshama replied to your post:You sexy fuckin beast! Unfgggg, I freakin love you. ;) lol. that was supposed to stay in ur ask box, lol. no worries. #Idontgiveafuckwhosees. ;)

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thenapturalone asked: S
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yummyfierywords asked: You sexy fuckin beast! Unfgggg, I freakin love you. ;)

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when i'm in school:

“Im going to sleep as soon as I get home” When I get home: COULD THIS BE ANY CLOSER TO THE TRUTH? OMGGG

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punctumintempore-deactivated201 asked: O

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yummyfierywords asked: S -

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Yes dammit, I want an answer to each. Indulge me. :)

Mar 31st

Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.

onion-booty: snapzisinked: onpointlikedecimals: peachcity: chriischez: I love my mom. I am risking nothing This is the one and only thing I will reblog because that just scared the fuck out of me. Shit. Don’t fuck around when it comes to my mommy. Even though this isn’t true. Still. My Momma Is My Life. <3 your voodoo aint gon do shit, nigga Saw this and kept...

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Do this

moonlit-desire: theseasonishere: rosesturn: S - For a Secret T - For a Turn On F - For a Fear O - For an Obsession L - Something i love H - Something i hate P - For a phobia C - Something i’m craving Like anyone is gonna do this. They’re too scaaaared. *trying to bait people, lol* I FIRMLY BELIEVE MY FOLLOWERS ARE SHY Go ‘head~ Fuck it…

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Anonymous asked: T and S

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