Sick ass table for straight up cash - $125 (West LA - Culver City)
Up for sale is a sick ass table. If you are in the market for a sick ass table, which I bet you are, here it is.
I mean come on, look at it. Really just take a deep look at this table. Sick, right?
It’s super flat, so you can write hella good on it. Also it’s strong too, like some sort of strong animal. It can hold a computer monitor and keyboard and things of that nature, no problem.
Look at the color too, man it’s crazy nice.
So $125 cash, u know? That’s not that much if you think about it. If you get a speeding ticket that’s like what? $300 or $400 or something crazy like that?
I mean seriously, would you rather get a speeding ticket or just buy this table? I bet you would rather just buy this table.
So anyways, yeah it comes with all the trimmings. It can hold things like magazines, penholders, u know, stuff.
You like your clothes nice and tidy? U can say F it, I’m going to use this bad boy as a super deluxe ironing station. I won’t stop you.
Ill even teach you how to take it apart and put it back together. That’s not a premium option or nothing either my friend, it’s standard.
So ok, you think you wanna haggle? Don’t even worry about that. I already give you best price my friend, sony guts.
Alrite fine, u know what I can do? New best price. If you buy this table today, I give you 3 blank CD’s for you to record all the hottest music out there or to use as a frisbee. I don’t care anymore. All included, in one low price alrite? Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaang. You don’t have to sit in your G-ride all silent anymore. U can play all the tunes that these young people out there like you play today. It’ll be real nice.
U know what to do. Do the right thing because u know what’s best for you.
Don’t wait. Call today. You’ll be glad you did. I know I am. But what are you. A person without a table yet. But that will all change if you just give me a call.
(LMAO what’s the relevance of a speeding ticket to a table?)