"You catch more flies with sugar than with...
… Who the fuck wants to catch flies anyway? <==~<3
I thought it was already clear that you knew
how horrible i felt about what i did and why i kept it from you. I went through all of the guilt process, so that’s been finished. what’s done has been done, why do i need to grieve more? I’ve already said my apologies but you don’t need me to tell you that i miss you to know it. <==~<3
Men are just happier people.
gorcheszlulu: somenykid: bonafidebabyy: My Mom sent this email to me today, I had to share it. What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to...
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