BazookaMONSTER

Joey. 24 years young. Taurus. LA to RVA.
The 1st proclaimed "EntreprenARTIST". full of hopes and dreams.
I'm an illustrator, graphic designer, musician, and writer.
I'm a lover of life, space, and the stars.
I want to own a piece of real estate for every season of the year.
Summer is my time to shine, though.
I like to collect bottle caps of awesome drinks.
I have a monster of an imagination.
I am a connoisseur of cheesecakes.
I love a woman with dangerous curves.
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So over this week. So glad tomorrow’s Friday. #suchgrind #verystruggle #9to5 #selfie

#TBT circa 1992. That was my favorite shirt. And this is my mom’s favorite picture of me. What the hell ever happened to my butterball cheeks? #cheeksweregrandmasterritory

My two favorite women in my life on Easter Sunday. It was a great weekend.

bobberton:

egax:

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

How have I not seen this joke before.

Because…my birthday.

bobberton:

egax:

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

How have I not seen this joke before.

Because…my birthday.

(via suicunedude)

carrionlust:

At a charity 5k
I was supposed to wear purple, but literally all the clothes I have is black or grey. Leave it to bosslady to give me her medium girl’s v cut. I think I looked fine tbh

Purple Hulk movie 2019. Get ready, Marvel fans.

BazookaMONSTER turned 5 today!

I totally forgot I started this blog on my actual birthday. Being 25 feels great. Time to rent a crap-ton of cars with no extra “young driver” fees! 

tattooedbroad:

nentindo:

Dad’s Jokes Just Became Legit

I watched this like 12 times.

(via nicblanca)

dynastylnoire:

babefield:

choice36c:

"MODERN DAY LYNCHINGS"

Kody (Pretty Boy) Ingham (pictured above) was found hanging from a tree in front of his white girlfriends house on July 15, 2013 (the same night as the George Zimmerman verdict) in Athens, Texas. it was chalked up as a suicide and no investigation ensued, even though two hours prior he called his mother to pick him up from the site he died at. no newspaper article, just a four sentence obituary in the local papers and his family has been trying hard to make any mainstream news channel blow up the story to find the killers.

Roy Veal was found hanging in Woodville, Mississippi in 2004. he originally lived in Seattle and went to his mother’s home in Woodville to help her fight for the rights to their family land against a white man. Oil had been found underneath the land.

Roy’s head was covered with a pillow case and burned papers of the documented proof he had to prove his mothers’ ownership were found burned at his feet. He was later found hanging from a tree. His death was ruled a suicide.

His family is still trying to get attention for the case 

Reynard Johnson, 17, was found hanging from a tree on his front lawn on June 16, 2000 in Kokomo, Mississippi. His death was ruled a suicide even though the belt around his neck was not his. Authorities said since no hate group left a message by the body, there was nothing to investigate. Family members said the motive was his relationship with a white girl, he was constantly being harassed because of this.

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booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooost

(via vivalacurly)

-entertainthemasses-:

bloodybloodorange:

mirandaadria:

blackboybe:

All my childhood in one photo. 

Platanos! *drool*

I have a deep need

Don’t ever have old white women make these for you. WorstShitEver

Bruhhh. This takes me back!

-entertainthemasses-:

bloodybloodorange:

mirandaadria:

blackboybe:

All my childhood in one photo. 

Platanos! *drool*

I have a deep need

Don’t ever have old white women make these for you.
Worst
Shit
Ever

Bruhhh. This takes me back!

(via toriealeksandria)