BazookaMONSTER

Joey. 22 years young. Taurus.
The 1st proclaimed "EntreprenARTIST". full of hopes and dreams.
I'm an illustrator, graphic designer, musician, and writer.
I'm a lover of life, space, and the stars.
I want to own a piece of real estate for every season of the year.
Summer is my time to shine, though.
I like to collect bottle caps of awesome drinks.
I have a clothing line.
I have a monster of an imagination.
I am connoisseur of cheesecakes.
I love a woman with dangerous curves.
Some people dance to beats, i dance to guitars and bass.
Recent Tweets @BzkMNSTR
thecllslnwlf:

spanisharlem:

thedailywhat:

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: The Trayvon Martin gun-range target was bad enough. Then a bunch of white kids had to go and launch multiple #Trayvoning Facebook groups (that have since been removed).
Trayvoning is like Tebowing, except totally the opposite — white (and apparently, black) kids pose as a gunshot victim, wearing a hoodie, and holding Skittles and an iced tea, which is what Martin had on him when George Zimmerman shot him to death in February.
Facebook group members said they were merely combating “racism against whites”: “White people are becoming more and more oppressed.”
[hypervocal]

white people are oppressed 

Every time I think I’ve seen it all I get reminded there’s more.


i LITERALLY HAVE NO WORDS FOR THIS.

thecllslnwlf:

spanisharlem:

thedailywhat:

This Is All Kinds Of Wrong of the Day: The Trayvon Martin gun-range target was bad enough. Then a bunch of white kids had to go and launch multiple #Trayvoning Facebook groups (that have since been removed).

Trayvoning is like Tebowing, except totally the opposite — white (and apparently, black) kids pose as a gunshot victim, wearing a hoodie, and holding Skittles and an iced tea, which is what Martin had on him when George Zimmerman shot him to death in February.

Facebook group members said they were merely combating “racism against whites”: “White people are becoming more and more oppressed.”

[hypervocal]

white people are oppressed 

Every time I think I’ve seen it all I get reminded there’s more.

i LITERALLY HAVE NO WORDS FOR THIS.

OMFG

(via spacecadethayes)

urhajos:

wordboner

One of life’s many lessons.

(via kinkykristi)

forestpunk8:

thedailywhat:

Obama Revelation of the Day: In Pulitzer Prize-winner David Maraniss’ new book, Barack Obama: The Story, we get quite the insight into the president’s bullying, pot-smoking past. Money quote:

Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind.

[buzzfeed]

Hell Yeah LOL

forestpunk8:

thedailywhat:

Obama Revelation of the Day: In Pulitzer Prize-winner David Maraniss’ new book, Barack Obama: The Story, we get quite the insight into the president’s bullying, pot-smoking past. Money quote:

Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind.

[buzzfeed]

Hell Yeah LOL

Why am I not a millionaire so I could afford this? (Taken with instagram)

(via zerachin)

(via malcolmsex)

ketsue-ketsue-no-mi:

lady-condom:

Boobs are comfy 83

Nya~

ketsue-ketsue-no-mi:

lady-condom:

Boobs are comfy 83

Nya~